I recall sharing my business card (and bra size) but regret that I didn't get yours to return the favor and send a sample of what my company produces.. perhaps a microcontroller or a power supply board? I hear our Low Noise Amplifiers are pretty sexy…
Well… please know I’m grateful and excited and sorry I didn’t get your contact details in order to send a proper Thank You.
Have you ever tried to swing on one of those?! Its more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
I lived with boys for five years (like Three's Company in reverse). We had a huge living room and for months I lobbied for them to give me one for my birthday.
It never happened.
I hadn't been home for nearly two weeks due to various business trips. My parents and sister (Bless their hearts) had been in and out of the house working on, you know - the usual, taking down wallpaper, painting, etc...
My dad - of course - had other plans... After getting wind of my mic faux paux last week, he decided to create his own version of a stripper pole, not on stage like I requested, but in my living room.
SMACK DAB in my living room.
I walk in the house and this is what I see...
I just never anticipated my dad would be the one to do it!
Anne-tastic!on Friday, May 14, 2010
fun and misc
Today I made a presentation in front of roughly 100 people at my company's sales conference. Not to sound like a gender-ist, but considering I work for a male dominated company, I took pride in the fact I am the only female presenter and I made sure I was prepared.
I spent weeks rehearsing and reviewing my slides
I declined any and all party invitations last night and went to bed early
I woke up early to mentally prepare
I met with my team over breakfast to make sure our message was consistent
I dressed in a simple black wool jersy dress, matching coat and chic high heels.
My hair was perfectly coiffed...
I was ready!
I was fitted with a mic and told it would only activate when onstage; that I was free to roam around as I pleased until showtime.
I walked up on stage, tested the mic, checked out the spotlights above me then stepped off. Two female colleagues nearby noticed this and asked if the lights were hot.
They weren't, but I joked that if it got too hot, I may start stripping. They laughed so for good measure, I may have also commented about installing a stripper pole on stage. (believe me, it was funny)
Shortly afterwards, one of the event coordinators ran into the auditorium in quite a tizzy. He's always in a tizzy so I didn't really pay too much attention.
I overheard him say
"Who up here is talking about stripping?!"
"Oh? Was it me?!" I asked, not quite sure what was happening
The attention of four panic-stricken faces turned to me. Mr. Tizzy shot me a death stare as the AV guys swarmed around me to remove and replace my mic.
Apparently my mic was on the wrong frequency, feeding into an executive level presentation downstairs.
Anne-tastic!on Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Today I visited a customer who's guard (behind bullet proof glass) pressed a series of buttons to let me in to a series cages where the last set of bars opened and I was finally allowed on the property.
It looked kind of cool and I felt kind of important... but then I realized that things don't often look cool just for the sake of being cool... It might be out of necessity... out of security...
I'm not really getting the dose of happy adventuresome vibes that I usually get when I travel.
Pondering my extended stay, I emailed a colleague (who recently moved here with her husband).
She offered these sound words of advice.
"I would not suggest exploring on your own. I have a driver and a bullet proof car"
I resheduled my flight.
(Mom, you can finally relax)
For such a beautiful culture... I just cannot get over the poverty, the grafitti, the slums.
and yet the happy Brazilians love it. Maybe I'm hanging out on the wrong side of town... but I've heard more than one refer to it as their paradise.
Anne-tastic!on Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Let's focus our minds on the topic of foreign restrooms.
I was stoked in Campinas today when I as washing my hands and
not far away from the sink I discovered...
What is that? you ask? Its a FLOSS dispenser!!
At the VERY moment I spotted it, I happened to be working something out of my back molar with my tongue... GREATEST idea I've seen all week. When I grow up and am important enough to have public bathrooms, I'm installing one of these in each!!
And... Can this restroom get any cooler?
Right next to the floss dispenser was...
Nothing says clean, bacteria-free-mouth like Listerine!
With a flutter of my eyelashes, my dad agreed to take it all out.
He conveniently used my bedroom window to aid in disposal.
And low and behold.. what was underneath?!
Would you believe...
*update* My U.S. Correspondant notified me a chunk of cement flew into my dad's face during fireplace removal causing him to go to the Emergency room for stitches. They ended up giving him a band-aid and a lollipop and told him to go home.
The woman sitting on the other side of the sleeping Korean man and I started chatting.
"What do you do?" she asked.
"Oh, I'm in marketing for a local Semiconductor firm... What do you do?"
"Oh I work for (insert the name of the most-awesome-lingerie-company-out-there here). I'm in marketing too"
My eyes went big... and I nearly jumped out of my seat (thankfully my seatbelt prevented this) as I tried my best to calmly tell her "OMG!! That's my favorite brand! I recommend you to all my girlfriends!"
We spent the next several minutes discussing the superiority of her product over mine - boobs vs silicon... find me a geek who disagrees!
All the while, the elderly Korean gentleman between us slept like a baby... He should thank us. He was probably dreaming about boobs.
The elderly Korean man sleeping uncomfortably next to me on the plane coughed a little and then I felt a tiny fleck of moisture on my finger.
"Gross!" I thought to myself... I wiped it away and ignored how disproportionately wet my finger felt as I was too busy feverishly jotting down notes in the margin of a book I was highly engrossed in.
Read it. Its awesome
I brought my pen up to my mouth as my superior-ly ambidextrous mind pondered the role of each lobe before jotting something down in the book's margin. As I brought pen to paper, I realized my hand was covered in black ink.... and as I pulled out a mirror... so was the lower portion of my face.
(Due to the author's extreme sense of vanity - an added benefit of being mentally abmidextrous - all pictures of her inky beard will not be displayed)
I'm a busy bee and a social butterfly and am usually all smiles. To quote Ben and Jerry... "If its not fun, why do it?"
That's how I try to approach all things in life, whatever it is... the object is to find not only the fun, but the beauty too.